Недавно потребовалось вычитать англоязычный текст. Попробовал найти какой-нибудь сервис на swrus.com, но с ходу не получилось, поэтому пошёл на rentacoder и написал:

I'm near releasing a program. The only problem is the quality of the texts. I need to get the text proofread in order to satisfy people from the US and UK.

Через некоторое время я обнаружил 10 предложений, из которых только три были из US/UK, а остальные -- из Индии, Бангладеша и прочего. Есть какая-то ирония в том, что в ответ на "satisfy people from the US and UK" пишется такое:

I possess excellent English skills and have done this sort of work before, hence I know I can do justice to your requirements.

I would love to work on that project. Although I am not a native speaker I have studied English in university and I guarantee 100% accuracy.

Although I'm not a "native" english speaker, I have vast experience in the english language (writing articles, translations, proof reading and editing/reviewing).

I shall change the document with high quality english. But please explain me the concept and approve. I shall do it v.fast.

I am willing to do this project in quick time. Just see my previous rating. It makes a mention of my good English. You shall be satisfied with the outcome.