George — Джордж Буш
Condi — Кандализэ Райз

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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone

Супер!

Бааааяяяянииищеее

- Как вас зовут?
— Авас.
— Меня зовут Николай Иваныч. А вас как зовут?
...

Здравствуйте, anonymous_user!


Abbott and Costello:

- ...
— I mean the fellow's name.
— Who.
— The guy on first.
— Who.
— The first baseman.
— Who.
— The guy playing...
— Who is on first!
— I'm asking YOU who's on first.
— That's the man's name.
— ...

Обыгрывается в Rain Man.

Здравствуйте, anonymous_user, Вы писали:

_>George — Джордж Буш
_>Condi — Кандализэ Райз



Реальныи случай говорящий о уровне китаистики в США.
Справка: слово "нали" имеет значение "вы мне льстите",
"полно вам" и "где". В первом случае возможен повтор
для усиления "нали нали", во втором повтора быть не может.

Никсон с официальным визитом, через переводчика пытается
сделать комплимент даме:
-- Вы прекрасно выглядите.
-- Где, где? (ну и болван же у него переводчик был)
-- Везде... (падает занавес )